when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money
funny story
I love robbery and fraud
i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them
who’s papa john
I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.
what’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like i’m horny for halloween but i don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
i think the word you’re looking for is “excited”
Gay sex has gotten complicated
I can’t believe straight people watch this and cheer
bruh deadass thought this was porn this can’t b real


